How Do You Solve a Problem Like a Homestuck by Magebird

parody of How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria from The Sound of Music - download here

the update drops
my dash explodes - i really do not care
i ask and all they tell me
is they warned me bout the stairs
and even though these dudes are bros
their ship is everywhere
aren’t these kids all thirteen, or am i crazy?

the first act is confusing
even though i read the logs
what the fuck are they doing
what’s the deal with these frogs?
sylladex and specibus
and a teleporting dog
i don’t see the appeal, am i crazy?

it’s supposed to be a comedy they said
but everyone is dead

how do you solve a problem like a homestuck?
how do you make them tag their fucking ships?
how do you solve a problem like a homestuck?
these quadrant ships, thirteen year olds, a clown!

they introduced a whole new set of humans
are these their kids or parents, oh i don’t know
how can i tell them apart
with this hyper-simplistic art
and another dozen trolls? just how ‘bout no.

how do you solve a problem like homestuck?
why is the whole damn fandom so distraught?